in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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