We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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