With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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