just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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