I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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