You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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