Non-Jews are for practice
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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