i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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