That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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