return my video game
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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