I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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