She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
They took my balls.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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