She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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