Swine flu. Run for my life!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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