And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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