Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
