He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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