Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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