dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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