Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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