It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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