when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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