# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
home. puking in laundry basket.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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