She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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