I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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