I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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