We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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