so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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