ya dads aren't the best wingmen
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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