What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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