So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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