Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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