i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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