i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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