They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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