Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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