But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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