SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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