But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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