wat bout pragnant strippers??
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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