in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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