Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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