I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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