talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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