Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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