One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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