no, he came in my armpit
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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