he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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