She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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