I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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