seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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