i think i have herpe
just one?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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