i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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