Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
She's JV to your varsity
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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